DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
[This is really weird for Ryoji, for a variety of his reasons. Taking his girlfriend who doesn't remember him out on a date (was it a real date? he sometimes couldn't tell with her) when he's not entirely sure he should even be talking to her, knowing what he is... yeah. Not to mention he found out in the interim that he's technically married, though with that he's mostly trying to not freak Hanako out too much.
Still, true to his word, he shows up outside 1480 at about six, knocking on the door.]
[ As she opens the door, Minako's dressed casually, if that clarifies anything. She breaks into a wide grin and offers him a hug, though. If that unclarifies anything. ]
Hi, Ryoji-kun! Want to come in, or are you ready to go right away?
[ Ah, she's following Minako, but don't misunderstand! She just wants to scare the pants off a normal!
And she's obviously going to do that with the horse head she already owns. Clad in her usual school uniform, all she has to do to scare Minako is run toward her! Run!
[ > Monday, September 28th... > It's chilly outside. Go into town? > ...You decided to go into town.
> ...On the way, you hear someone running behind you. > Turning around, you see that a person in a horse head costume is running straight at you. > You've seen that horse head somewhere before... ]
Aah! Hey! Is that... Hmm...
[ Minako is puzzling hard trying to remember where she's seen this costume before... ]
Well, anyway, great costume! People are really getting into the spirit, huh?
[ I forgot i had this account so I'm using it instead. ]
Yeah, but it's no use now that you know about it. Don't tell anyone else, though. I want it to strike precisely when nobody expects it. That's how you become a professional scarer.
That's exactly what I was thinking! [ She clears her throat and gets into a respectful pose. ] Professional Scarer Mikazuki-sama, please allow me to help you with the White Lady plan!
on top of the box will be a letter that reads, in professional handwriting and all: ]
Dear Arisato-san;
I was supposed to be your secret santa. I'm not really sure what a secret santa is, but the letter said I should get you gifts. I'm not really sure what teenage girls like, either... Though, I think I'm a teenage girl as well. So I got you my favorite kind of shoes and socks! The other part... was intuition! So merry Christmas! That's what this holiday is, right? If not, please don't hate me for being so thickheaded!
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Hi! You must be Madoka-chan, right?
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[ recognizing the voice, but just making sure! ]
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[ opens door wider, gestures, smiles, etc. ]
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[ bowing her head a little, gotta be polite! ]
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forwarded text (1 scary way 2 break up);
one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.
sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”
he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.
her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.
later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.
if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.
sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.
you have 13 minutes
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Did you manage to find 30 people?!
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i dont know
i lost count
did you???
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the most not-awkward date ever. really.
Still, true to his word, he shows up outside 1480 at about six, knocking on the door.]
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Hi, Ryoji-kun! Want to come in, or are you ready to go right away?
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I'll come in for a minute, sure.
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[She steps aside to let him in.]
Do you want some tea or anything?
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So, how was your... third day here, was it?
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minako please just call him out so he stops embarassing himself.
or let him stew in his lies...... forever....
DAMNIT MINAKO-CHAN
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And she's obviously going to do that with the horse head she already owns. Clad in her usual school uniform, all she has to do to scare Minako is run toward her! Run!
So she does just that. ]
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> It's chilly outside. Go into town?
> ...You decided to go into town.
> ...On the way, you hear someone running behind you.
> Turning around, you see that a person in a horse head costume is running straight at you.
> You've seen that horse head somewhere before... ]
Aah! Hey! Is that... Hmm...
[ Minako is puzzling hard trying to remember where she's seen this costume before... ]
Well, anyway, great costume! People are really getting into the spirit, huh?
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I was sure that would scare you. I should have gone with the white lady plan.
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White lady plan? Oh, were you going to appear at my window in the night dressed as a floating, faceless white lady?! That would be scary...!
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Yeah, but it's no use now that you know about it. Don't tell anyone else, though. I want it to strike precisely when nobody expects it. That's how you become a professional scarer.
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That's exactly what I was thinking! [ She clears her throat and gets into a respectful pose. ] Professional Scarer Mikazuki-sama, please allow me to help you with the White Lady plan!
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these gifts went downhill after the first one.
on top of the box will be a letter that reads, in professional handwriting and all: ]
Dear Arisato-san;
From,
Mikan Tsumiki
mailbox; december 25th
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year! I hope that in the upcoming year you'll continue being spirited as always!
- Minako Aino-sama, the goddess of love and beauty ♥